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My share of the love – CES2017

Disclaimer: The opinions shared in this blog post are my own and there is no implied or expressed endorsement from the Consumer Technology Association (CTA). CES2017 began on the evening of Wednesday January 4th and ended on Sunday, January 8, 2017.

Note: A same version of this blog is available on my alternate blog site at www.mymcmedia.org – where I am a regular contributor.

It’s my 3rd year at the CES trade show and things are just now beginning to coalesce, make sense. CES 2017 was the 50th Anniversary of CES which first started in New York City in 1967.

The Consumer Technology Association (CTA) owners/producers of CES was also one of many tour providers at the show but was the only one whose tours are singularly conducted through the CTA. I helped behind the scenes as a CTA Tour Guide, Share The Love, “wrangler”.

To understand the show, know that it is the largest trade show in the world with 2.6 million net square feet of space, attended by over 175,000 people, and 60,000 Senior Level Executives from over 150 countries. It is held yearly in Las Vegas spread amongst three unique but separate venues across the city with 3,800 plus exhibiting companies and covered by 6,500 media personnel. The Las Vegas Convention Center (LVCC) known as Tech East has the largest floor space of all three venues and contains specific collection of technology companies gathered as marketplaces.

My perspective is from walking over 25 miles in my four days in Tech East and is complemented by tour commentary of CTA managers who lead these private tours catered to the needs of CTA clients and by respective tech company subject matter experts (SME) at key tour stops.

During my tours five major themes came together for me and are described as 1) IOT – the internet of things; 2) Connectivity; 3) 5G Broadband Width; 4) Cameras matched with Reality, virtual and otherwise; and 5) Holding on to the Tactile.

IoT – Internet of Things:

IoT is easiest to understand and mostly hidden from view. Everything’s being transformed by the internet and to exist going forward “things” must be viewed in this context. Listening to a SME for Alibaba, the Chinese equivalent to eBay, made the connection for me. Their AliPay portal is the world’s largest third party money exchange processor with some 450 million customers in Southeast Asia. Credit and debit cards don’t fit within their customer’s lexicon nor in their wallets so “things” are bought and paid for through smartphone devices. For us here it might be experiences with Google Home or Amazon’s Alexa, both a stationary voice device like Apple’s Siri where voice recognition on a smartphone or device plays a role in managing the daily mundane. Like “Google” turn on the lights, or “Alexa” what is the quickest route to Oriole Park at Camden Yards or “Siri” where can I find a pair of size 12 Nike sneakers, locate then use your PayPal or Apple Pay accounts to complete any resulting financial transactions.

Connectivity

Closely aligned to IOT is connectivity. For things to work properly data must be collected and analyzed, shared through the internet or connected networks then dispatched to devices that help manage daily life. Autonomous vehicles, co-piloted cars were the most visible for me of how connectivity helps in assisting human tasks previously viewed too complex to release to artificial intelligence (AI). Tech companies nVidia, AutoLiv, Faraday Future were among those that I saw and listened to in Tech East that are deploying AI in collaboration with partners to create self-driving vehicles. nVidia, the gaming company who sits at the nexus of GPU gaming processing and AI, has evolved into a leader in autonomous vehicle design.

Co-piloted/autonomous driving vehicles are more than just taking your hands of the wheel and letting the car take over. In demonstrations at the LVCC it was shown how the vehicle’s connected knowledge of surroundings such as wind conditions, curve turns, vehicle presences influenced how safely an AI guided car can maneuver. In the US, the age of our fleet of privately owned vehicles spans between 11 and 14 years and provides to auto manufacturers a unique opportunity to introduce autonomous vehicles to larger buying public. The percentage of this fleet conversion will rapidly tilt towards safer AI guided vehicles perhaps as soon as 2022. Roads will still be congested but we may see that UBER, LYFT and perhaps even major manufacturers like Ford will provide driverless vehicles that may bypass the classic ownership model. It’s a tough concept for me to grasp because I like owning and driving.

Drones were everywhere in Tech East. Some even sat on top of last mile delivery vehicles.

Last mile (Lmi) is defined (by me) as that pathway that leads to an address street side mailbox or front door mail slot, lobby mail case, or doorstep. Rural route delivery is perhaps the hardest (longest) most expensive stretch in a package’s delivery cycle. Conversely, city delivery has more choke points and the highest concentration of deliveries in the shortest Lmi range. Enter Daimler Mercedes.

I saw Daimler display a package delivery vehicle equipped with two drones and a robot inside the paneled van portion of the vehicle. Basically, a delivery driver guided by “a connected” delivery route can deliver either by foot or by one or more drones, packages from a stationary or moving routed position that final distance along a Lmi route. The applications for rural delivery in my view are immense.

So, let’s connect the Tech East dots. We have the internet of things in a connected network environment. You speak to Google and ask it to find you a pair of Nike sneakers (a thing), authorize the order and pay for it using an electronic pay account and either jump in your AI equipped car to take you to the nearest retail pickup point or perhaps have it delivered an address by a drone. Make sense – not yet because you need something else.

Cameras as a sensory input device for data collection and data sharing. I will get to that in a moment but first though, I need to explain in a non-tech sense broadband width.

5G – Broadband Width

Alright, SME’s at Ericsson, a communication technology company, did a masterful job of explaining for me the architecture of the world we currently live in as it now exists with broadband and the world to come with technology developments called 5G.

Best I can do for you is to have you look at your smartphone and see what type of data communication you reside on – probably 3G or 4G. You pay Verizon or AT&T lots of bucks each month to get data streamed over these networks or funneled to your home via cables or wireless networks. Data interruptions occur when bandwidth becomes congested or is maxed out or you are just out of range of a cell tower.

Terrestrial lines, cables, wire networks previously owned by major carriers are being sold off – I can’t explain that totally so I won’t try – but bigger things are on the way in the form of 5G.

5G broadband width exponentially expands the amount of data that can be exchanged. Unlike the previous networks (3G and 4G) this system will need more local deployment to meet the growth of data needs. Currently, construction of low height cellular towers are now being requested to be built in North Potomac, MD and in the City of Gaithersburg in and amongst neighborhoods along public right of ways right in yours or a neighbor’s front yard.

The biggest application for 5G might just well be in industrial manufacturing where connectivity of smart machines and their operators can be accomplished from thousands of miles away. Or it just may be that drone with my size 12 Nike sneakers that can direct a delivery vehicle close by to my rural home address with ease and return its drone to the base vehicle for the next delivery or for recharging all the while sending data to all with a need to know.

For this all to exist you need a larger network in place to collect, share and distribute the data. It will be on a 5G network.

I will speak more of 5G but let’s now move onto cameras.

Camera’s matched to Reality, virtual and otherwise.

Cameras were everywhere. Yep, I stopped by my favorite booth, Nikon, to catch up on the latest announcements, then fondled a few lenses and camera bodies to make my wish list.

I toured with a camera around my neck, like the thousands of others who did the same with camera varieties too numerous to name. Mine was a Fujifilm X-T2 mirrorless. A perfect pro digital camera in a non-threatening, analog design.

But the story is not about mine or others cameras, rather it is about how like our eyes it becomes an important sensory input device to the connected world.

One of the first Tech East CTA tour stops was at Intel (It’s what’s Inside) the makers of computer chips and much, much more. At Intel CTA clients saw through 3D vision glasses all the sensory collection devices built into and around a BMW touring car. We saw drones with cameras and imbedded lights used by Disney for their first ever Christmas drone nighttime color shows in the skies above Orlando, FL. Then we saw the use of cameras in conjunction with biometric wearable sport devices to record normal activities like swinging a bat, dunking a basketball or shooting a free throw. The biometrics were displayed in an instant as the movements were recorded by 3D cameras for analysis by sports metric managers. But the best part was from Intel where they partnered with Ericsson to use virtual reality to place a client user at the Ericsson booth onto the basketball court at Intel to simultaneously experience the action.

Then the light bulb was turned on by an Ericsson SME. He said he was a Dallas Cowboy fan. That he envisioned the day when a content owner like Jerry Jones, owner of the Cowboys, could and would sell you and thousands of other Cowboy fans 50-yard line seats at his stadium to watch, listen and experience an NFL game using 3D glasses and tactile input devices linked and delivered by that nearby 5G network cell pole into the comfort of your home. Crazy, not really, its IOT.

This light bulb kept getting brighter as I saw the Faraday Future autonomous vehicle, or the nVidia supported vehicle or the DJI drones – it was the camera, the eye in the sky, in the car, on the road, in the stadium that feeds the data needs and provides the connectivity across a network. Problem is – there is too much data. The future now becomes a challenge for how tech companies can parse that data, to humanize it and make it presentable for decision making, or for AI touch purposes in a human world. Then it becomes how do we as individual consumers deal with the time that remains.

Which brings me to my fifth and last perspective. Tactile.

Holding on to the Tactile, a renaissance of the analog.

Haptic, from the Greek haptesthai, meaning “to touch”.  In today’s world at CES haptic is thought of as a process of perception, or recognition by touch or the typography of communication.

Springsteen sung of the tactile in his great hit Human Touch – “just a little of that human touch”. Tech companies displayed throughout Tech East things that would make my home easier to live in. Refrigerators with a touch displays on the exterior door informing me about the shelf items inside and would let me know the born-on freshness dates or when I was low on beer – maybe even order it for me. It could be moving a 3D statue with the point of a finger, or tracking my eye movements as I played a video game or looked behind sheet rock walls to locate a 2×4 or leaky copper pipe. I toured all those types of companies.

But it was when I was on my own that I found the tactile, that human touch.

Kodak issued its first print magazine in time for CES2017 targeting those who are experiencing the renaissance of analog technology calling the mag, Kodachrome. Then they announced at CES2017 the release of a camera first smartphone called of Kodak Ektra and a new Super 8 Kodak movie film camera. They also announced at CES2017 the re-introduction of the heritage film product Ektachrome (my AI spellchecker doesn’t even recognize that word) a positive film for the thousands of followers who want to feel and experience the joy of processing and viewing film and print/projection in a digital world. Who dares to announce that at a tech conference like that? Kodak.

Or the oldest American organization of over 250 years, US Postal Service, who excels in moving the physical things by touch existing by Royole, founded in 2012 in Fremont CA, who received the CES 2017 Innovation Award for their proprietary hair-thin touch screen displays.

Or Gibson guitars played by masters under Gibson’s huge white showcase tent erected in the parking lot across from the Central Hall of the LVCC at Tech East. Sure, the guitars included technology but the analog strings are touched and controlled by fingers for its master’s and listener’s enjoyment. Or recorded for posterity on records. I watched in that tent as a millennial finger through old 33 rpm albums from the 60’s and 70’s to spin on a Technics (Gibson owned) turntable. She saw me and turned to ask my opinion of which artist in the record stacks I liked as she presented John Denver and an old Elton John albums. I substituted those choices by handing her a J Geils Band 1972 Live album and an Atlanta Rhythm Section album and watched as she listened through headphones bopping to Geil’s frontman Peter Wolf vocal antics on vinyl.

But what choked me up the most was when walking out of that Gibson tent I spied an adjacent brightly lit white building. Like a moth drawn to that light I entered American Greetings. I was amazed as I entered and stood before that ubiquitous R2D2 like mail collection drop box made of clear plastic holding hundreds of addressed envelopes. There in front of me on white benches filled with greeting cards, colored envelopes and colored writing pencils sat dozens of conventioneers of all ages writing a card to a friend or loved one.

Each person at a station had laid down their smartphone and took up a pen and wrote. They needed their smartphone for their contact list but their heart to write the note. Located in the far corner of the building was a young American Greetings graphic artist designing new cards on a 4K Apple iMac using a touch pad.

I, ever the inquisitive one, sought out the exhibit SME’s and discovered that this was American Greetings first CES trade show and as far as they were concerned it was magic, a hit. I asked if they wanted to be across the street on Tech East’s floor, the answer was no, rather they wanted this spot across from Central Hall as the crowd flow was favorable during CES2017. Many of the card writers offered that they found writing relaxing and welcomed the opportunity to use the lost art to scribe a note. American Greetings was picking up the postage to mail all the cards written during the past week.  Looking up at the ceiling all one could see were blank cards hanging by strings waiting for fulfillment and a stamp.

I was approached by an American Greeting’s SME as I left for my reaction to the showcase. I passed on completing a survey but offered that I think that they were onto something big here and hoped that they would return to CES next year perhaps partnering with the old school USPS. It would be great to have this continuous display of an analog world opposite the LVCC transport center lighting for all to see their red rose love symbol at CES.

For all the connectivity and internet of things it was a pure joy to see that there are those who recognize that technology can take us just so far as humans and that there is still the need for touch and to Share the Love.

Phil Fabrizio

Photos: 2017 © Fabrizio | PhotoLoaf®

 

Good times get broken when dreams matter.

I always check the pool records board at local swim clubs when I photograph a meet.

This past July I was at North Creek Swim Club in Montgomery Village and saw a pool record from 1994. It was still standing 22 years later as swum by Katie Brown from Flower Valley for the Girls 11-12 50M Breaststroke (@ 38.24 sec), she also owns the 13-14 50 M Breaststroke at that pool too. I know Katie and recently saw her and met her fiancé in Charleston, SC this past March at the Patrick Jennings wedding. I sent the photo of the pool record board to her dad Lannie, living in West Chester, PA who wrote back and said that Katie would be glad to know that her times are still out there somewhere and that “the Haas girl erased everything Katie had at Flower Valley and Good Counsel”. Good times.

MCSL H Divisional Championships at North Creek Pool in Montgomery Village, MD

MCSL H Divisional Championships at North Creek Pool in Montgomery Village, MD

Why bring this up now you might ask?

Good times could be Auld Lang syne, as in farewell to those good summer memories. Nah! It’s all about the reality of dreams.

Blame it on Katie Brown’s record. It got me thinking of records and good times. Broken. Standing.

Sunday, July 31st at the start of the Montgomery County Swim League (MCSL) All Star meet the overflow crowd at the outdoor Rockville Swim Center was reminded how special this event, that pool and the league was – because two of MoCo’s best were in the 2016 Olympics, they started in MCSL league competition and set records at this pool. Of course those two are Katie Ledecky and Jack Conger.

The Olympics begin this week. The craziness that surrounds swimming and our local talent which is on display.

But wait! Before you buy all that stuff – there is more.

I look at meet/pool records. So fact checkers get ready to check me out. Currently Ledecky and Conger hold only nine MCSL All Star/Pool records between them: three for Ledecky and six for Conger out of a possible 45 individual swim events. This includes both Individual All Stars and the Long Course Meet held at Rockville Swim Center. There must be a lot of good swimmers out there in MoCo to fill in the other 36 events.

Ledecky’s name only appeared once as a record holder in this years MCSL All Star individual program – in the Women’s 15-18 100 Meter Individual Medley (IM) set in 2014, two years after her Olympic gold. Now, on the MCSL horizon, there is an upstart by the name of Phoebe Bacon who is setting records (read that as breaking records) as she passes through all the age groups. At last count she has nine individual MCSL All Star records. She swam this past season in the 13-14 age group and will shortly age up.

Olympian Katie Ledecky and County Executive Ike Leggett share a light moment over the Ike's picture on a Wheaties Box

Olympian Katie Ledecky and County Executive Ike Leggett share a light moment over the Ike’s picture on a Wheaties Box

Apples and Oranges you say.

Bacon looks to be a sprinter, Ledecky a distance swimmer who also holds two long course records from 2011 in that 15-18 age group.

However, I say it’s neither apples nor oranges. Because it is too soon to tell what the future holds for the upstart – but oh my, she is rewriting records – breaking all that lies before her while setting sights on the ones to be measured by in the 15-18 age group.

Conger. He now holds three MCSL individual all star records and three long course records. The upstart for MCSL’s boy/men’s category is Brett Feyerick who currently holds five individual all star records and he like Phoebe Bacon is in the 13-14 age group. Same story line applies – it’s way too soon to make predictions but records here are meant to be broken.

MCSL All Star Individuals

MCSL All Star Individuals

Oh, by the way those are but two of the up and coming swimmers in the county – there are others such as Caroline McTaggart, Eli Fouts, David Fitch, Guilia Baroldi, and Olivia French just to name a few.

Swimming is a life sport. Meaning that it does not end at the Olympics or high school or in the neighborhood pool. Master swimmers for example practice everywhere as do the coaches who teach older participants and newcomers alike how to be healthy and maybe even help to improve a stroke or turn and drop their time. Good times.

For the lucky few youth it might mean a university scholarship or an invite to the Olympic trials. Underneath all is the time expended to perfect a stroke, to improve, to dedicate oneself or endure practice and then to even dream of what it would be like, if.

More impressive though is the give back by the older club swimmers as big brothers and sisters to those who are just starting out in the pool. Seeing first hand an Olympian up close and for them to touch, talk or just be around someone who made records can be the stuff that dreams are made of.

MCSL All Star Individuals

MCSL All Star Individuals

Years ago in the mid 90’s gold medal Olympian (1992) Mike Barrowman from Montgomery Square/Copenhaver Swim Club, a MCSL team club, visited the Quince Orchard Swim Club to talk (inspire) to the local club. The scene was electric – from the youngest to the oldest amongst them and the parents too listened as Mike talked swimming – not about his records, or medal, but about team. In their eyes they could envision someday the same.

So during the upcoming Olympic swimming events pay attention to our local Olympians, cheer them on, forget their records and dare I say to MCSL swim parents, pay more attention to what dreams are inspired in your children.

Today, Barrowman has but one MCSL record left standing. It is the 8 and Under 50 M Freestyle (Long Course) as set in 1986. I am sure his name remains on Montgomery Square’s club board, or on other club boards as records that may not long matter.

Good times eventually get broken.

Dreams matter.

MoCo Spring Sports Champions

As published on mymcmedia.org – under my sports blog post of May 31, 2016

It’s June 1st and all the state high school championship rounds for spring sports are complete. Montgomery County reigned supreme in Girls 4A Softball with Sherwood continuing their unbeaten streak to over 100 plus games. Sherwood picked up their 5th title in a row dating back to 2012. The Northwest 4A Boys Track team picked up a championship this year, its their second dating back to 2013. In Tennis Boys Doubles, Whitman’s Jack Welch and Andrew Leung defeated Churchill’s Bennett and Andrew Yang to claim a state championship. Whitman also claimed a Girls Doubles Championship with Carina Greenberg and Sarinah Wahl. In Boys Tennis Singles it was Joseph Brailovsky from Wootton and in Girls, also from Wootton it was Miranda Deng winning the state championships. In Mixed Doubles Ethan Kowalski and Jessica Fatemi of Walter Johnson won the state championship.

It could have been even more whereas Quince Orchard made it to the state finals in College Park but fell short of the Boys 4A Baseball championship losing to Bel Air in the late innings.

Overall MoCo schools had plenty to cheer about, as there were a number of Regional Champions this spring. Here is a rundown of those Regional Champions and State Champions by sport and classification.

Baseball

3A – Damascus – West Region

4A – Quince Orchard – West Region and State Finalist

Boys Lacrosse

4A – Churchill – West Region

Girls Lacrosse

4A – Churchill – West Region

Girls Softball

4A – Montgomery Blair – West Region

4A – Sherwood – North Region and State Champion

Tennis Boys Doubles

Whitman – Welch and Leung – State Champions

Tennis Boys Singles

Wootton – Brailovsky – State Champion

Tennis Girls Doubles

Whitman – Greenberg and Wahl – State Champions

Tennis Girls Singles

Wootton – Deng, State Champion

Tennis Mixed Doubles

Walter Johnson – Kowalski / Fatemi – State Champions

Track

Women 4A – Clarksburg – West Region

Men 4A – Northwest – West Region and State Champion

The regional championships and playoffs happen all over the state and Gaithersburg and Montgomery Blair were host to the playoffs in Lacrosse and Girls Softball, respectively. Thanks to each athletic department for stepping up to the task to make these events enjoyable.

Finally, although I wish could have been there at most events to cover them sadly I wasn’t able to do so. I did however catch some early play and will include some of the highlight images for you to enjoy. Should any administrator, athletic department, parent or friend of any of these champions be willing to share their image feel free to contact me at phil@photoloaf.com and I will post their championship picture to this blog.

 

Thanks – enjoy the summer.

 

Ahead of their Game – Women’s Lacrosse Soft Headgear

Quince Orchard High School, Darnestown MD (QOHS) girls lacrosse (lax) may be having an off 2016 season but they appear to be ahead of other MoCo schools in their approach towards that sports’ future. They wear soft headgear.

Soft Headgear - Girls Lax

Soft Headgear – Girls Lax

First disclaimer, I have watched the movie Concussion and also own a hard MIPS cycling helmet for brain protection. Those facts do not make me an expert on either subject – a concussion caused by contact in football or resulting from cycling. In the case of my MIPS cycling helmet – it was my choice to buy a perceivably safer helmet for a sport I enjoy.

What’s a MIPS helmet? Well first it is hard not soft. Secondly, it was developed by five neurosurgeons and scientists in Sweden, created to reduce rotational forces on the brain caused by angled impacts to the head. In a helmet with MIPS brain protection system, a low friction layer separates the shell and the liner. When a helmet with MIPS technology is subjected to an angled impact, the low friction layer allows the helmet to slide relative to the head. Lastly, since 2001 over 1 million MIPS layers have been produced to standards they created.

This brings me back to high school sports that people play. For high school girls it could be lacrosse. In the case of the decision by QOHS’s lacrosse team to wear soft headgear it appears to be one based on personal choice and consumption.

Team warmups

Team warmups

Second disclaimer, I think QOHS is only school in the DMV to put the gear in play. Why? Because I have photographed girls lax for a many years and across numerous state sports jurisdictions that include the counties of Arlington, Fairfax and Loudoun in Virginia and of course Montgomery in Maryland. I photographed MPSSAA (Maryland Pubic Secondary School Athletic Administration) state playoffs as well as at the collegiate level. I have seen no other girls’ lax teams wear soft headgear. The gear may exist in the DMV but I haven’t seen it in play.

So, I put a call into Jeff Sullivan, Athletic Assistance with Montgomery County Public Schools (MCPS) Athletics to inquire about soft headgear for girls lax. Jeff was straightforward and indicated that MCPS follows the rules as established by MPSSAA and as recommended by US Lacrosse. He indicated that QOHS actions were allowed because under US Lacrosse’s Other Personal Equipment rules allow that all field players may wear soft headgear. Read that as being allowed and not as a mandate or recommendation.

US Lacrosse, based in Baltimore, defines girl’s soft headgear as any head covering without hard or unyielding parts and must allow for integration of required legal eye protection. As of January 1, 2017 (next sports season) there will be a new performance standard – not a design standard – called ASTM F3137 for women’s soft headgear. ASTM International develops and delivers voluntary consensus standards.

Game action QO vs Wootton

Game action QO vs Wootton

The ASTM standard is the first-ever performance standard for women’s lacrosse headgear, developed to help reduce impact forces associated with stick and ball contact in women’s lacrosse. The standard makes it necessary that developers adhere to reliable and repeatable methods for evaluating the headgear.

MCPS, of course, is monitoring all this. Should MPSSA move towards a recommendation to require use of soft headgear then the county will most likely move in that direction. Until then, beginning in 2017, there will be a performance standard to comply with and perhaps multiple designs of soft headgear to make a personal choice amongst.

The physical contact one sees as allowed in men’s lacrosse is different from the women’s sport. I don’t find one lacrosse version more exciting than the other but in my opinion the women’s game is by its own rules more controlled and protective. So maybe that is where the future decision lies. Should US Lacrosse recommend headgear (soft or semi-hard) would the nature of its women’s game change and would it be safer?

In action

In action

Stay tuned.

For more information pertaining to this subject please click on the links as follows:

US Lacrosse online article: Safety a heady issue

US Lacrosse Girls Rulebook: 2016 Womens Rulebook

US Lacrosse Girls equipment: Sports Equipment

ASTM Standards: ASTM F3137

The pictures included in this article are of the May 3rd 2016 game between Quince Orchard and Thomas Wootton and were culled specifically to show the soft headgear in action.

 

Classic: When I’m sixty-four

When I’m sixty-four

It is the summer of ‘67 and the Beatles Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album songs smothered the many classic hits released during that famous summer of love. Now some fifty years later one Lennon and McCartney tune rings out to grab me.

When I get older losing my hair ….

I am growing a beard – happenstance at best – I haven’t shaved in a week – I attempt to keep it neat. I told my wife that it’s in response to NBC4’s men’s effort to stop shaving until the Caps win the Stanley Cup. However, I am also considering not shaving all summer and fall until either the Orioles or the Nats win the World Series. That could be a big extended investment in time (with little effort) with scratchiness, perhaps hunger and loneliness to boot. Think Lonely Hearts.

I favor the Jimmy Kimmel beard look. I think I could do that. Then there is that Fixer/Inspector look of Felicia Florick’s love interest from The Good Wife. A possibility – he certainly has more grey streaks. Or maybe I can hold out to create the Dos Equis, Most Interesting Man in the World white beard look. But to no avail – he is being retired for a more youthful spokesperson look. Classic.

Many years from now …

I have shaved nearly every day since puberty. While in college I went with the crowd growing a mustache foo Manchu and a curly head of black hair. Think Bradley Cooper in the movie American Hustle type hair with Christian Bale mustache and glasses. It’s that type of look and clothes from the 70’s. We never bring out the wedding album – if we do my daughter always turns away in disgust at the group pictures – and quizzes her mom – “what did you see in him?” Classic.

Would you lock the door …

Truth is I traveled a lot in between that wedding year and retiring – coming home late from Greensboro or Memphis or some West Coast city. I had looked traveled scruffy and I lost all that 70’s facial hair but kept all the black and slowly graying strands of hair on my head. Presentation was everything – so I tried my best to be sharp. Shave every day. Corporate.

I could be handy, mending a fuse …

I continued to shave until last week’s break in the photo action. You see for the freelance photography gigs I still need to look sharp – not so artsy – I just need to keep it young for both the clients and the subjects. I do a lot of in-school work and high school sports – so they don’t need to see a hippy type from the 70’s with a 300mm lens, a granpa, taking their picture. Look sharp and stay forever young (think about the song lyrics from Rod Stewart or Alphaville or Jay-Z’s version’s). Classics.

Who could ask for more …

Come on, really I have not done this in along time – facial hair that is. I admit it when I walk into a stadium or auditorium and it’s Eminem’s 2002 hit Lose Yourself blaring on the speakers pumping up the home team and crowd and you become young again. So I bet not many guys my age know, at least hum, all the words to this song sans the hip-hop hoodie. It could be me, on the sidelines with cameras in that hoodie with facial hair – now that would be a scary sight me bopping out to a song from a generation ago. I listen to a variety of music channels on my Sirius/XM but give me the classics, like all those new Who songs that populate TV commercials, dramas and sitcoms. BTW, all the Who cast are clean-shaven now. Corporate.

Indicate precisely what you mean to say …


Who are you
? (Who, 1996). I was expecting that question from my mom when I stopped by this week to check in on her.

She looked at me and asked, “Are you growing a beard?”

“Yes, gonna grow it until the Caps lose.”

“Oh, just like the guys on NBC4.”

Yep, she “Won’t Get Fooled Again” – as she had supplied the home for that 70’s guy until he got married.

See “Many years from now” above.

Will you still need me, Will you still feed me ….

This whole not shaving thing has become a true test of a song from the summer of love. My wife looked at me after I reasoned with my NBC4 Cap’s challenge and she said go ahead have fun, grow it, but “I won’t go out to dinner with you looking like that on Saturday night.”

Classic.

When I am sixty-four …

This Saturday.


Postscript:

Back in ‘67 the tops of the pops was a compilation of songs from The Jefferson Airplane, The Box Tops, The Doors, The Supremes, all of Motown and the latest from the British Invasion groups. The Beatles Sgt. Pepper Album was in truth partly inspired and in response to Brian Wilson’s Beach Boys album of 1966 Pet Sounds. The Beatles crushed it.

What did most of this 60’s stuff have in common, visually – lots of facial and big hair. Not Corporate.

The Lennon-McCartney tune When I am sixty-four was written about aging by McCartney when he was 16. It was about growing old together, as he saw in his father who was approaching that age.

The National Recording Registry of the Library of Congress preserved both Pets Sounds and Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band as being “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant”. Rolling Stone Magazine lists these two albums as the two top of 500 Greatest Albums of All Times. Greatest 500 Albums

I wrote sixty-four off so long ago as cute, as in never-never land cute. At the time it may have made me think of grandparents and parents growing older. However, little did I think that song would be so close and relevant some 50 years later.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older….

Classic.